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Donald Trump Is Transitioning Take A Trip Down Satirical Lane And Take A Sneak Peek At A Special Address That The President-Elect Was Prevented From Giving By Daughter Ivanka, Son-In-Law Jared and Maybe Some Oompa Loompas.
Surviving Thanksgiving With Insufferable Relatives Thanks To Barriers Made Even Stronger By The 2016 Political Season, This Thanksgiving May Be Even More Awkward. But Thankfully, Hope Exists If One Plans Inappropriately.
The 1980s: Jail, Crack And Divorce While The Connection May Seem Dubious On The Surface, One Woman Claims Locking Up Crackheads For Life Revealed To Her That Her Life Was Really Being Married to One Penis Forever.
DC, Marvel And Star Wars Mega Crossover At Disney The Company Behind Immortal Tales Including Steamboat Willie, Bambi, And Characters As Unforgettable As Scrooge McDuck, Has Brokered A Deal Many Thought Could Never Happen.
A Message From President Donald J. Trump The Next President Of The United States — At Least In His Own Mind — Takes On The State Of The Union, Feminazis, The Federal Reserve And The Golden Border Fence With Mexico.
Defending The Most Literate Gospel Luke, Former Jesus Fanboy And Author Of One Of The Most Creative Stories Of The Bible, Refutes Allegations That His Gospel Rips Off The Story Of Horus And Other Works In The Savior Genre.
Four Festivals Fold In Favor Of Touring Mega-Spectacle Coachella, Sasquatch, Bonnaroo, And Austin City Limits Will Be Closing Up Shop As Of 2017 And Changing The Format Of American Music Festivals Forever.
Arizona GOP Looks To UFC For New House Rules In The Shadow Of The State Capitol Building Friday, New Arizona Speaker Of The House David Gowan Introduced Local Ultimate Fighting Championship Competitors That Made A Neck Chop More Potent Than A Piggyback Bill.
Andrew Thomas Stands Up To Phoenix Gay Lobby Former County Attorney Gears Up To Run For Governor By Touting His Harsh Stance On Immigration And Bravery In The Face Of The Gay Lobby But Ends Up In A Place He Didn’t Expect.
Gay-Kiss Gate Rocks The Foundation Of ESPN Nation The Hometown Movement Promoting Healthy Old-time Boyhood Experience, or HoMoPHOBE, Responds To The NFL Draft’s Homosexual Debacle With A Diatribe That Defends Yet Vilifies.
Duck Dynasty Patriarch Blasts Gay Community A Letter From Arizona Rednecks For Homosexual Equality Concerning Phil Robertson Of A&E’s Duck Dynasty Who Finds Himself In Hot Water Over Comments About Homosexuality.
New Hacker Leak Reveals Puppy Terrorists The U.S. Government Fears Letting The Dogs Out In Case They Might Be Extremists Plotting To Overthrow The U.S. Government.
A Confidential Memo From Wayne LaPierre Leaked Document Reveals NRA’s Makeover Of The Gun Control Debate Will Include Referring To Guns As ‘Thingies.’
Topical Rerun: Path To Pottersville New information reveals that the working title for the Path To Prosperity was The Path To Pottersville, the nightmarish world from It’s a Wonderful Life.
Andrew Thomas’ Big Stick Gave Him Brain Damage According To Sources Close To The Disbarred Attorney, An Accidental Thumping From The Piece of Lumber Began His Road To Lunacy.
A Thanksgiving Prayer In Tribute To William S. Burroughs And Dedicated To The People Of The United States Of America.
Chris Christie: The Presidential Blimp New Jersey Governor Urged To Enter The Presidential Race, But Critics Fear He Might Eat Washington.
Phoenix Haboob Caused By Mexican Infiltrators Border Groups Claim Mexican Crime Groups Have Perfected Weather Technology To Hide Shipments.
Judgment Day May Have Happened Although Some Think Judgment Day Did Not Occur As Predicted, Reports Have Been Pouring In About Strange Sightings In The Sky And On The Streets.
Path To Pottersville New information reveals that the working title for the Path To Prosperity was The Path To Pottersville, the nightmarish world from It’s a Wonderful Life.
Gmail Motion Is Not A Gag The unveiling of Gmail Motion was ruined by the inattentiveness of a entry level webmaster at Google, when a 21-year-old employee suffering from a hangover inadvertently linked the new feature to a prank window intended for the real gag.
Japan Waits for Godzilla The protector of the land of the Rising Sun was called upon by the Japanese government to end the nuclear crisis, but the legendary beast is being attacked by Mothra and others.
The Problem With the Benjamins The U.S. Treasury Dept. has delayed the release of redesigned $100 bills. While the official story says it was because of a creasing issue, confidential information points to the use of the bills as bling.
J’lem UFO Sparks Fervor Jews, Christians and Muslims disagree on what the sightings mean, but they all think that they are No. 1.
America Freaks Out Over Horoscopes Despite the fact that the 'new' horoscopes are not new, instructor who started the hubbub is mobbed, trapped in office.
Let Moms Get Their Freak On! With the proliferation of older females having sex with underage boys, maybe it is time to rescind all criminal penalties.
WikiLeaks’ Next Target: Santa Claus WikiLeaks Editor-In-Chief Julian Assange promises to blow the lid on the myths of the jolly old fellows' methods if the world's governments don't back-off.
Voting Booths Sob on Election Day Unofficial reports say voting booths throughout the nation were sobbing on election day. Both the extreme right and left are wondering why and blame the other side.
Hayden Raises a Ruckus at Democratic Seance The renowned 'Silent Senator’ and scion of Arizona politics, Carl Hayden makes a lot of noise about the current state of the Arizona Democratic party when leadership searches for answers at a seance.
A Pre-Crime Modest Proposal Thanks to the sophistication of today's snooping methods and the need for us all to work for the common good, perhaps President Obama should consult President Dimitri Medvedev about adopting more Soviet era pre-crime tactics.
Raves Wobble Capitol Dome State's budget deficit maneuver backfires as one buyer, according to anonymous sources, holds raves on the weekends in state buildings.
From Immigrants to Underwear State Sen. Russell Pearce, the sponsor of SB 1070, is getting behind a new initiative designed for the public good: underwear outside the pants.
McCain loses grip on reality At a campaign stop for his 2010 re-election bid, Sen. John McCain is rushed off stage after inferring he is the president.
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Dietary Restructure A family man decides to get a consultation from a nutritionist. But when he realizes that losing weight will mean cutting out food items like cheddar fries, he obfuscates: all in good taste, of course.